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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:39
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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